| Finally a story with legs. Finally a story to take our | | | | exchange for $500 million dollars. J. Howard |
| minds off of the fact that on Monday the Soviet | | | | Marshall said to his real life fantasy doll, "If this will |
| Union threatened to blast the new American | | | | get Judge Seidlin his own T.V. show then why |
| missiles in Poland and the Czech Republic to | | | | not? I'll still have a billion dollars left over and I only |
| smitherines. Finally a story to whisk us away for a | | | | have a few weeks to live anyway", according to |
| few short moments from the abject repressed | | | | sworn court depositions. |
| terror of our global warming catastrophe and | | | | Jesus Christ or someone famous said "The truth |
| nuclear world war 3 real live Hell on earth inferno | | | | shall set you free." In "And Justice for All" Al |
| future. Like Anna Nicole Smith we are all about to | | | | Pacino said "The only justice in the halls of justice |
| go out with a bang. | | | | is in the halls" meaning that there is no justice to |
| 2,000 years ago the Messiah Howard K. Stern, a | | | | be found in the courtrooms. It is a wonder that |
| Jewish legal expert had to make a choice. "Should | | | | when witnesses put their hands on the Holy Bible |
| I go into Jerusalem to the Temple of my father | | | | and swear to God to tell the whole truth and |
| and tell the people that I was hereby abolishing | | | | nothing but the truth the Bibles don't fly out of |
| their Holy Bibles because they were written by | | | | the hands of the court clerk and burst into |
| bloggers and signed "God", (Ezekiel 13:6) or should | | | | flames. Yesterday the Vice President of the |
| I stay in Galillee, do a little fishing, play a little golf, | | | | United States Dick Cheney told an audience in |
| hang out with my family and friends, including | | | | Australia that the scientists are arguing over |
| Mary Magdalene and her girlfriends?" Did Mary | | | | whether or not human beings are contributing to |
| Magdalene know that death would transform her | | | | global warming. This is what you get when you |
| first into a hooker and then into a saint? | | | | allow oil executives to run the country. Asked for |
| Remember, these were the days before cloning | | | | a comment on this statement the President of |
| and plastic surgery. "Those were the days my | | | | the United States answered, "I love Dick." |
| friend, we thought they'd never end, we'd sing | | | | In a recent bitter email exchange with Larry |
| and dance forever and a day, We'd live the life | | | | Birkhead, Anna Nicole Smith said "Y'all are sick." |
| we choose, We'd fight and never lose, Those | | | | Anna Nicole Smith knew from experience that |
| were the days, Oh yes those were the days." | | | | men reacted quite differently and her position in |
| In the good old days Anna Nicole Smith was 5'11", | | | | life became quite different when her surgeon |
| a gorgeous yet flat chested blonde dancing on a | | | | inserted the official basketballs of the NBA into |
| pole, a modern day pole vaulter. Also excellent at | | | | her chest. Immediately Anna went from geriatric |
| the shot put there was a time that she | | | | pervert nurse to Playboy Playmate of the Year. |
| considered a career as an Olympic Decathlete. | | | | In 2005 Spalding came out with their new |
| Helen Mirren is polishing up her Oscar acceptance | | | | NEVERFLAT technology which is the use of leak |
| speech for her portrayal of Freddy Mercury, on | | | | proof nitroflate molecules to ensure a perfect |
| the heels of Phillip Seymour Hoffman scooping the | | | | bounce for one year. The philosophical question |
| gold statue for his portrayal of Truman Capote. | | | | facing America today is "Was Howard K. Stern |
| Biographies being all the rage with the the | | | | using Anna Nicole Smith or was Anna Nicole Smith |
| academy of motion picture arts and sciences | | | | using Howard K. Stern?" |
| Hollywood's A list actresses are now sleeping with | | | | Jewish people today are not held in high regard by |
| everyone in sight in order to play the lead role in | | | | the 1.3 billion person Muslim World. In 1939 50 |
| the "Anna Nicole Smith Story". These are | | | | million Christian Germans escorted 6 million Jews, |
| actresses who in real life refused to take a call | | | | blacks and homosexuals to the showers. Since |
| from Anna Nicole Smith who has been | | | | that time the image of the Jewish people, |
| transformed by death into a legend on par with | | | | referred to in the New Testament as "Christ |
| Eve in the Garden of Eden. | | | | Killers" and "The Synagogue of Satan" has been |
| In real life Anna Nicole Smith longed to be the | | | | rehabilitated in the 2 billion person Christian world. |
| friend of Britney Spears, another victim of silicone | | | | In three days of hearings the sharp nosed |
| valley. While 22 year old stunning 36A Vicky Lynn | | | | Howard K. Stern and the court jester Larry Seidlin |
| Hogan was slithering around a pole for a few | | | | have set back Christian Jewish relations to the |
| bucks and carrying on a 3 year relationship with | | | | point where Vice President Dick Cheney has now |
| the true love of her life, a bulldog faced 30 year | | | | invited Mahmoud Ahmidinejad to the first annual |
| old woman by the name of Sandi Powledge, she | | | | Holocaust Denial Conference to be held in Houston |
| was smart, outgoing, vivacious with a terrific | | | | Texas July 4 through July 8, 2007. As they say, |
| sense of humor said her profile on match dot | | | | "Every cloud has a silver lining." By joining Daniel in |
| com. Along came J. Howard Marshall, a 90 year | | | | Heaven Anna Nicole Smith has single handedly |
| old dirty old man who spent his days not in the | | | | healed Christian Muslim relations. Britney Spears is |
| retirement home where he belonged but in | | | | now about to join Anna Nicole Smith in Heaven to |
| "Pervert Haven", a Houston strip club. Anna | | | | co-star in "The Implants that Ate Chicago". Lets |
| agreed to dance for the old fart in exchange for | | | | watch the stinking vultures from Hell fight over |
| a pair of breasts and then agreed to marry him in | | | | her fortune and babies. |