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Anna Nicole Smith Unites Christianity and Islam

Finally a story with legs. Finally a to his real life fantasy doll, "If this
story to take our minds off of the fact will get Judge Seidlin his own T.V. show
that on Monday the Soviet Union then why not? I'll still have a billion
threatened to blast the new American dollars left over and I only have a few
missiles in Poland and the Czech Republic weeks to live anyway", according to sworn
to smitherines. Finally a story to whisk court depositions.
us away for a few short moments from the Jesus Christ or someone famous said "The
abject repressed terror of our global truth shall set you free." In "And
warming catastrophe and nuclear world war Justice for All" Al Pacino said "The only
3 real live Hell on earth inferno future. justice in the halls of justice is in the
Like Anna Nicole Smith we are all about halls" meaning that there is no justice
to go out with a bang. to be found in the courtrooms. It is a
2,000 years ago the Messiah Howard K. wonder that when witnesses put their
Stern, a Jewish legal expert had to make hands on the Holy Bible and swear to God
a choice. "Should I go into Jerusalem to to tell the whole truth and nothing but
the Temple of my father and tell the the truth the Bibles don't fly out of the
people that I was hereby abolishing their hands of the court clerk and burst into
Holy Bibles because they were written by flames. Yesterday the Vice President of
bloggers and signed "God", (Ezekiel 13:6) the United States Dick Cheney told an
or should I stay in Galillee, do a little audience in Australia that the scientists
fishing, play a little golf, hang out are arguing over whether or not human
with my family and friends, including beings are contributing to global
Mary Magdalene and her girlfriends?" Did warming. This is what you get when you
Mary Magdalene know that death would allow oil executives to run the country.
transform her first into a hooker and Asked for a comment on this statement the
then into a saint? Remember, these were President of the United States answered,
the days before cloning and plastic "I love Dick."
surgery. "Those were the days my friend, In a recent bitter email exchange with
we thought they'd never end, we'd sing Larry Birkhead, Anna Nicole Smith said
and dance forever and a day, We'd live "Y'all are sick." Anna Nicole Smith knew
the life we choose, We'd fight and never from experience that men reacted quite
lose, Those were the days, Oh yes those differently and her position in life
were the days." became quite different when her surgeon
In the good old days Anna Nicole Smith inserted the official basketballs of the
was 5'11", a gorgeous yet flat chested NBA into her chest. Immediately Anna went
blonde dancing on a pole, a modern day from geriatric pervert nurse to Playboy
pole vaulter. Also excellent at the shot Playmate of the Year. In 2005 Spalding
put there was a time that she considered came out with their new NEVERFLAT
a career as an Olympic Decathlete. Helen technology which is the use of leak proof
Mirren is polishing up her Oscar nitroflate molecules to ensure a perfect
acceptance speech for her portrayal of bounce for one year. The philosophical
Freddy Mercury, on the heels of Phillip question facing America today is "Was
Seymour Hoffman scooping the gold statue Howard K. Stern using Anna Nicole Smith
for his portrayal of Truman Capote. or was Anna Nicole Smith using Howard K.
Biographies being all the rage with the Stern?"
the academy of motion picture arts and Jewish people today are not held in high
sciences Hollywood's A list actresses are regard by the 1.3 billion person Muslim
now sleeping with everyone in sight in World. In 1939 50 million Christian
order to play the lead role in the "Anna Germans escorted 6 million Jews, blacks
Nicole Smith Story". These are actresses and homosexuals to the showers. Since
who in real life refused to take a call that time the image of the Jewish people,
from Anna Nicole Smith who has been referred to in the New Testament as
transformed by death into a legend on par "Christ Killers" and "The Synagogue of
with Eve in the Garden of Eden. Satan" has been rehabilitated in the 2
In real life Anna Nicole Smith longed to billion person Christian world. In three
be the friend of Britney Spears, another days of hearings the sharp nosed Howard
victim of silicone valley. While 22 year K. Stern and the court jester Larry
old stunning 36A Vicky Lynn Hogan was Seidlin have set back Christian Jewish
slithering around a pole for a few bucks relations to the point where Vice
and carrying on a 3 year relationship President Dick Cheney has now invited
with the true love of her life, a bulldog Mahmoud Ahmidinejad to the first annual
faced 30 year old woman by the name of Holocaust Denial Conference to be held in
Sandi Powledge, she was smart, outgoing, Houston Texas July 4 through July 8,
vivacious with a terrific sense of humor 2007. As they say, "Every cloud has a
said her profile on match dot com. Along silver lining." By joining Daniel in
came J. Howard Marshall, a 90 year old Heaven Anna Nicole Smith has single
dirty old man who spent his days not in handedly healed Christian Muslim
the retirement home where he belonged but relations. Britney Spears is now about to
in "Pervert Haven", a Houston strip club. join Anna Nicole Smith in Heaven to
Anna agreed to dance for the old fart in co-star in "The Implants that Ate
exchange for a pair of breasts and then Chicago". Lets watch the stinking
agreed to marry him in exchange for $500 vultures from Hell fight over her fortune
million dollars. J. Howard Marshall said and babies.




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