| There was an item recently featured in one of | | | | swimming test as possible, the school's sports |
| the newspapers, which questioned whether the | | | | teacher offered her encouragement by whispering |
| kids of today were missing out on life's | | | | to each of us upon entering the water. She |
| experiences and asked if the children were | | | | advised that we should keep our legs well away |
| growing up too soft, in this age of the computer. | | | | from the weeds, as we might get them |
| Todays kids, so the article argued, unlike those of | | | | entangled and drawn down into a watery grave. |
| previous generations, sought excitement through | | | | The effect of this advice was electrifying. The |
| playing computer games rather than experiencing | | | | touch of a weed merely brushing against a foot, |
| adventures, playing in the great outdoors.The | | | | brought about an immediate panic striken burst of |
| article got me thinking. | | | | energy which propelled the swimmer along the |
| Do children no longer play cowboys and indians in | | | | canal at amazing speed. Many records were |
| the woods armed with bows and arrows, or have | | | | broken that day. Needless to say the whole class |
| mock battles with wooden swords and shields? | | | | passed, with special commendations given to the |
| No more trolley races, birds nesting or secret | | | | pupils who were seen attempting to walk across |
| hideouts in the hedgerows where we attempted | | | | the surface in their panic to avoid the weeds. |
| to smoke the twine from a tree. Personally, I am | | | | Many years have passed since those days and I |
| not certain that yesterday's more rigorous | | | | reflect on how things have changed since then. |
| upbringinging was preferable but it had to be more | | | | What would the 'health and safety' brigade say if |
| fun. | | | | teachers attempted the same today. On another |
| I have been swimming for as long back as I can | | | | occasion the school arranged to take the class to |
| remember, I suppose I must have been about 8 | | | | visit the largest employer in the town. All we |
| years old and attending junior school in a small | | | | youngsters knew about the place was that bacon |
| rural town in England. There were no facilities | | | | was made there, the means by which this was |
| there for this activity, but there was the fast | | | | achieved did not occur to us. Determined to |
| flowing river Dart that ran through the town. Ice | | | | educate us into the finer details, we were herded |
| cold, after tumbling down from the heights of | | | | into the area where the raw material 'on hoof' |
| Dartmoor, I now shudder to think that we | | | | was being unloaded from lorries. At this point we |
| children swam there, oblivious of the water | | | | were all delighted to be amongst the animals and |
| temperature and the danger the river posed. I | | | | all of us children chased around the pigs |
| reckon that we had anti freeze running through | | | | attempting to pet one; the full horror of what |
| our blood. | | | | was about to happen didn't occur to us. It was |
| Running parallel to the river was a length of canal, | | | | but a few minutes later that the teachers |
| drawn off from the river further upstream which | | | | ushered us in single file passed the stunning pen, |
| fed the needs of the local abottoir. The canal was | | | | followed by the slaughter pen where a few flecks |
| where the schools' annual swimming tests were | | | | of blood, that ran like a river between the feet of |
| held and the time duly came for class 4B to | | | | the slaughter man, landed on the clean white |
| assemble there one grey cold morning. We were | | | | blouse of one of the girls who promptly collapsed |
| instructed to strip down to our swimming trunks | | | | in a faint. Undeterred in their determination to give |
| and line up on the edge of the canal. I have no | | | | us a good grounding in education, the teachers led |
| recollection of any of the teachers similarly | | | | the rest of us through the bristle burning, |
| prepared. | | | | scrubbing, deboweling, slicing and chopping |
| Those of us, thought less likely to drown, were | | | | departments. We were finally led into one of the |
| encouraged to enter the canal and swim between | | | | large curing kilns and remained there for what |
| markers that had been chalked onto the concrete | | | | seemed an age, no doubt intended to ingrain the |
| edge of the canal. If successful, a certificate was | | | | lesson that we had just received. |
| to be awarded, proclaiming to the world, that the | | | | The pupils of class 4B finally emerged into the |
| bearer had been judged proficient in swimming a | | | | sunlight. Like walking wounded wearing blank |
| distance of 25 yards. The bottom of the canal | | | | expressions, speechless, with faces the colour of |
| was thick with long weeds which swayed in the | | | | alabaster, we were greeted by the factory |
| current, making it impossible to determine the | | | | manager, who handed to each and everyone of |
| true depth of water. In order to boost her own | | | | us a complimentary packet of bacon. |
| standing, by getting as many pupils through the | | | | They don't make kids like that anymore. |